You can't buy anything anymore with RM 1 MILLION

Old Man 1: I bet you One Million Ringgit, that company is losing money.
Old Man 2: RM 1 Million? That's not much. What can you buy with One Million Ringgit these days?
Old Man 1: Remember how, in those days, you could actually buy a house with One Million Ringgit?
Old Man 2: And finance a hostile takeover of a family business.
Old Man 1: You can't buy anything anymore with One Million Ringgit nowadays.
Old Man 2: Just art, I suppose. Painting, music, literature, that kind of rubbish.
Old Man 1: But what for? You can't pet them or have sex with them.
Old Man 2: Hmmm, and they make you feel so sleepy.
Old Man 1: And when you die, if you die, everyone remembers the artist, never the patron.
Old Man 2: Tell me about it.
Old Man 1: Haiyah, its a good thing lah, we're billionaires now
Old Man 2: Heh heh heh heh