Jolin Tsai

I'm addicted to this.

Great song

Every morning, my dad will tune in to MY.FM and the DJ will always play this song. This song is the best one I've listened. One week to PMR. 58 days left to SPM. Good luck people.

I've built up all the failure I've known

I regret not being able to pay attention in class. Now, I don't have the mood to go to school. SPM seriously depends on myself now. I'm looking forward to take a study leave, two weeks should be enough. Probably right after I receive back all my Trial 2 papers. Then, I will take SPM and I hope I can do well in it.


I bought a lot of books these days. And I'm not sure if I can read them all before SPM. I'll try my best. This post sounds gay and theres no point in life.

Unbearable lag in USA and Australia Server

I tried joining several games by using the AlterIW Server List. I joined a USA server, Team Deathmatch Rust Map, and I got 500 ping. Damn, that was high. The whole match was full of spike. Then, I tried to join an Australian server and the lag got worst with 600 ping. Anyway, its actually a good thing since I no longer have to wait to search for available games using the fucked up match-making system.

Everyone should join in the madness

The late game in Heroes of Newerth is when everyone gets adrenaline rushes. It is that awesome that you would spend an hour just to play a single match, even if it is without any stat. Well, I never thought Aeon of Strike gametype would be so fun until I played Heroes of Newerth. Everyone should try it, I have a few beta keys left so you can just ask from me. But I won't give you. It is so hard to get.

Get hardcore people

I've got to find a way to go out tomorrow. It is the last day of holiday and I hope my parents would let me out, but most probably, they won't. Anyway, I will try.

Patching Alliance of Valiance Arms Files is taking too long

Updating the patches and files in Alliance of Valiant Arms is taking me ages. I had been downloading the files since Monday and started the updating process since Wednesday. I've got weak internet connection and it takes 6 hours to download a 1GB file, but I'm glad that I have internet because some people are still starving for food in Africa.


Anyway, I went to two Raya open houses today. I received a RM10 green packet and that was lucky. I really love Beef Rendang. But according to my religion, I am not supposed to eat beef because of some particular reasons which no one really cares. So, theres no big deal about it. There are 7 more houses for me to go but I told my parents I was lazy to follow.

There are more heroes to come

Come on. Give us newbies more range heroes with high attack speed and intelligence. I'm so noob in this game that I only play Torturer and The Chipper. Lets see, they have 9 empty slots for intelligence heroes.

Today is the 9th of September 2009

I should do a recount on this. Last year, same date, different day, same shit, I wrote a poem to make fun of Federick. I was drawing a pussy and I didn't notice that the teacher was at my back. I wrote crap in my poem, and it was all about horny jokes and offensive words. You know, all of us guys cannot resist to do these kind of shits. This actually proofs that we are human, yet normal. I was given detention by the school authorities and I had to accept it, because I was a prefect. I had to do community service for two weeks, demerit, I was looked down by the teachers and students, I had to do some pledge in front of the students.


Since that day onwards, I stopped all these shit and I started playing lots of games. I never talk about it in school anymore.


School will end in two months and that is the time when all of us can bitch around freely. I'm still a nerd.

Doctor says he sucked nipple to diagnose problem

"A Finnish court will hear a sexual molestation case against a doctor who says he sucked a patient's nipple to diagnose a medical problem in accordance with an old midwives' trick.

Lower courts had ruled that the doctor had not committed a crime, but the prosecution and the patient appealed against the judgment to the Finnish Supreme Court.

The 20-year-old woman went to the doctor in 2007 for an ultrasound breast exam and told the doctor some fluid had seeped from the nipple.

After obtaining her permission, he used his mouth to suck her nipple in order to taste the fluid, the doctor testified in court earlier.

While several medical organisations in Finland have questioned the practice, the district and appeals courts ruled that, given the patient's consent, there was not enough evidence to prove that this particular unorthodox procedure was inappropriate.

The hearing was due to start on Tuesday."


I lol'd?

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Removed Black Ops Screenshots to Reduce Lag

I hate it when my blog becomes utterly messed up. So, I decided to remove one of the page elements on my sidebar with the Black Ops Multiplayer screenshots in it. Hope this can reduce the lag. I remembered having an old blog with 26 sidebars and 15 posts on a single page. That was unbearable lag. I thought it was fun to have such numbers of sidebars and posts but I didn't notice that it would affect my blog's visitors.


I want 20mbps internet speed. But I know I won't get it till I get a degree in university. Hope they install fibre wires in Sarawak faster.

Poreotix

If I'm on Tumblr, I would have reblogged Hafreez' post about this America's best dance crew.

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Alright. So, I'll be doing adverts from time to time. I need buffered campaigns to run on my blog. Please note that all the links in my Adverts posts are not direct alternative link from my Nuffnang account. They are the original links to the websites, so I'm not playing cheats bitches. I am farming right now to earn enough money to buy a graphic card.

I can finally start IJJI reactor. Time for Gunz and AVA.

Surprisingly, I could load the IJJI Reactor. Before this, I couldn't start the reactor and I had to stop playing IJJI games. I think it was because I didn't install Net Framework 3.5. Anyway, some IJJI games are good. Those include Gunz, Alliance of Valiant Arms and Lunia. I played Gunz for three years wtf. And I'm still a sprayer. I don't get the point of learning slash shot and butterfly because I'm using a laptop and it is not possible for my keyboard to do all these moves.

2 Chapters A Day

I'm doing an early preparation for the SPM, I don't want to cram all these shits when it is near to the exam. So, I plan to revise and study 2 chapters a day. Today, I managed to finish Chapter 1, 2 and 3 of Biology. By this week, I will complete all the syllabus in Biology Form 4.


But the thing is one match of Heroes of Newerth takes 45 minutes. I play 5 matches per day and I actually spend around 5 hours to play it. Well, I'm going to stop this game once the school reopens. Lets see if i can do it or not. By the way, the plan for this Wednesday has been cancelled. No more Step Up 3 and Modern Warfare 2. And I still need to do my fucked-up testimonial.

Step Up 3 and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 this Wednesday

Lets go watch Step Up 3 and go Progress this Wednesday. I wanna play Modern Warfare 2 LAN with you guys. And I hear good reviews about Step Up 3. I watched the trailer and its quite awesome. Maybe I'm going to download it from Warez if i don't have money. Fucker, I'm very thrifty.

I Need 2600 Visitors to Reach 100,000 Viewers

Two years ago, I was a blog whore. Like seriously, a fucking blog whore. I was so obsessed with my blog that I could actually earn like RM200 from Advertlets and another 150 USD from Adsense, I'm not going to tell you how much I've earned from Nuffnang. Anyway, I started blogging when I was in Form 2. Now, I am already in Form 5 and I'll be sitting for the SPM very soon. My current visitor counts are 97406. No, I didn't refresh and spam my own blog in Firefox to increase the visitor counts.


It took me 3 years to achieve this high. Owh well, I'm not Kennysia or XiaXue or any other popular bloggers who have 20000 viewers in a day. And I don't hack the counter.


So, what I did to achieve 97406 viewers in three years:

1. I spammed other blogs' chatbox with messages like "Nice blog. Visit my blog too."
2. I spammed in Lowyat and I created a lot of threads about my blog in Lowyat. I put my blog link in my signature too.
3. I harass other students in my blog, criticize them, make them angry and as a result, they ask their mates to fuck me. My blog gained popularity and fame since then.
4. I blogged about horny articles to attract perverts.
5. I posted random shits about how to gain visitors, like this post.
6. I spammed in Innit Nuffnang and created 20 emails to increase the number of nangs. I was banned for one month by the Nuffnang administrators.
7. I posted illegal download links (music, movies) to get visitors from Google.
8. I sent forwarded emails to 1000 people with my blog link in it.


Whats the point? I regretted and I'm not going to do all these shits anymore.

One In The Chamber Mode is now on AlterIW

The Gun Game had been released 5 years ago by some Counter Strike fans, and it was also a fan-made game mode for Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. You spawn with a throwing knife and for each kill, you get a better weapon. One in the Chamber mode was also released by the AlterIW administrator a few days ago. They are not plagiarising Treyarch, because this mode too had been released by fellow Call of Duty 4 players. The 4 game modes in Wager Match actually exist before the Wager trailer was launched. They are fan-made game modes for games like Crysis, Call of Duty, Arma, etc. It is the same case as in Dota. IceFrog had made Blizzard proud by making Dota. And S2 games released Heroes of Newerth as a stand-alone title. So, IceFrog is Call of Duty fans. Blizzard is Infinity Ward. S2 Games is Treyarch. Heroes of Newerth is Wager Match Game Mode in Black Ops.


What do we have in One In The Chamber Mode in Modern Warfare 2?

There are no teams. Every player spawns with a M9, 1 bullet and 3 lives. Everytime a player kills another he gains one bullet, and can earn up to 15 bullets (magazine size) by knife killing. The ammount of bullets in your clip are displayed on the bottom right corner of your screen and so are your lives. Scoring is based on the time of third death (for example if you are the last to die you come first). First, second and third players are "In The Money", which means that at the end of the game they will get bonus EXP points while the other players won't. Finally, when 3 or less players are alive the UAV comes online.

Updates on Call of Duty Black Ops 2

Treyarch has set their 3 goals for Call of Duty Black Ops:
1. PC gets every single game feature that the consoles get, but in a way that makes sense for PC.
2. PC gets even more features – the ones that PC gamers want like dedicated servers and more customization.
3. Keep it fun. Protect the integrity of the title through design and post-launch support.


Call of Duty Black Ops PC Multiplayer confirmed:
1. Full feature support
2. Ranked servers where you earn EXP and currency
3. Wager servers where you gamble your currency
4. Combat training against practice dummies (imagine playing with bots in Counter Strike)
5. Theater, create a class. emblem editor, contracts
6. Dedicated Servers, New Server Browser, Dev console, record
7. Mod tools
8. Global Persistent Stats, Leaderboards, Steam Exclusive
9. Valve Anti-Cheat VAC to prevent hackers and cheaters
10. No public server files


Call of Duty Black Ops PC not confirmed:
1. Max players
2. Minimum system requirements

Updates on Call of Duty Black Ops 1

Hey bitches. I'm back with some good news on Call of Duty. The Wager Match and the full multiplayer reveal were released two days ago. I am so excited but whats the point if I don't have a gaming desktop to play this game hard? So, Treyarch is doing a really good job. With all the characters customisation, wager match, new game modes for free for all, recording feature, new killstreaks map perks, everyone is so anxious to preorder it. But not me. I have to go through SPM first before I can actually play this game. I'm planning not to play it on my laptop because I don't think it will meet the minimum system requirements. I want nvidia gtx250.


So lets see what we have in the wager game mode. There are four new modes named One In The Chamber, Stick and Stones, Gun Game and Sharp Shooter. These are four brand new free for all game modes which will be implemented in the game itself. Unlike Modern Warfare 2, you'll have to start a Gun Game mode with a mod launcher or some Alternation mode.


ONE IN THE CHAMBER (Player spawns with one pistol, one bullet, 3 lives) (if you fire and you miss, you're left with melee). STICK AND STONES (you're equipped with a crossbow, ballistic knife. You hit someone, you'll bankrupt that player). GUN GAME (start off with a pistol, every kill you progress to the next higher level weapons). SHARP SHOOTER (all players start with the same randomly selected weapon)

I feel bad for myself

I shouldn't have wasted so much time on entertainment. I should start doing revisions. Damn, I'm not sure if I can get straight A or not. But these two months will be my last hope. If only I could set password on my laptop, it distracts me a lot. I'm really looking forward to the next trial exam. No more cramming fuckers. I'm going to fuck around with this coming exam, starting from tonight onwards.


I played Modern Warfare 2 just now. Few months ago, I was really good at it. Then I got all sensitive about the frame rates as I'm using a laptop to play. I stopped playing since Darren's party, now all my skills are gone. I'm a sadder. Oh well. I got insulted again for losing so fucking terribly in Heroes of Newerth. Crap, I hate the community. I'm a newbie so what people? I play it just for fun. Come on, release some Artificial Intelligent Heroes for me.


Studying Biology is actually fun if you know how to do it. ;)

I'm a pathetic noob

I give up on Tumblr. I give up on Heroes of Newerth. I give up on Modern Warfare 2. I'm a noob and will always be a noob for life. I'm a feeder and I die within 5 seconds after respawning. That is so fucking disappointed. And the community is so not user friendly that I would rather play with AI bots like those in StarCraft 2. Yes, StarCraft 2 is an exception. Everyone needs to play it no matter what.


Like what Darren had told me earlier on, we can't change our destiny. But I can always change the way I live. I'm going to focus more on my upcoming SPM, although I just don't feel the pressure. Its 2 months left what the fuck. Anyway, who cares. Everyone will only feel the unforgiving pressure when its like few days before the exam.


I'm blogging again because I want to collect money from Nuffnang. I'm planning to buy a gaming desktop by the middle of next year, or probably after the SPM results. I'm getting it from a very well known dealer in Miri, StratOS Enterprise. He sells at a very cheap price and that is why everyone goes for him. Buying a desktop isn't that ideal because I might go outside of Miri for further studies. But don't you expect me to buy a gaming laptop, including those with core i5 or i7 as they will get super outdated some day, and I'm not willing to spend money to buy a new one. Plus, a laptop is not for gaming.


Starting today, I will have frequent updates on games and lives only. So, if for some reason you hate this fucked-up blog, then just get the hell outta here. I'm Wilson and I'm a nerd.