Friday, 25 December 2009

Fake Wedding

Well, I just came back home from a wedding and I thought it would be nice if I blog about it straight away. The first thing Imma say is that I'm in love with my second cousin again. My dear friends, if you remember what I posted about her last year, then you are my true friend. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I'm not being retarded for this. She sat beside me just now. I got a boner. I lied.

I have an idea. What about planning a fake wedding dinner for us? And we could rent a room for our cats and dogs. Then, all of them can have one night stand. Nicholas will get all high about it and shows his annoying face.

If this post is sick, then you're a fag. I'm being honest. My blog is messed up. Get a life, people.

Sorry about that, I was just being too excited because my cute second cousin sat with me just now. During the wedding dinner.