Year 2009

Year 2009 is basically the worst year by far, despite all the good entertainment and games. Everyone thought I could do all those mother fucking shit and put all the effort in me. I ended up being an asshole and getting hardly fucked by the older folks. Not just that. I bought Gears of War Jack Sparrow version and I got that runtime error, wasted 20 bucks for a piece of shit.

Street Fighter 4: Best Game of the Year (Each round is epic and short)

Prototype: Most Disappointing Game of the Year (Too shallow and repetitive)



Modern warfare 2: Best Graphic and Multiplayer Maps (Not for pirate users)



Borderlands: Best Role-Playing Game



Devil May Cry 4: Best Epic Game (Good skills and combo attacks)



Serious Sam HD The First Encounter: Worst Game of the Year (Bad graphic and gamemode)



Left 4 Dead 2: Most Disgusting Game (Good for you if you like extreme blood splash)



Burnout Paradise Ultimate Box: Best Racing Game (Good graphics and cars)



Batman Arkham Asylum: Best PhysX Game (Nice PhysX gameplay)



Next Game Titles To Be Released In Year 2010 (All Consoles):



Mass Effect 2: 26 January 2010



Splinter Cell Conviction: 23 February 2010



Bioshock 2: 9 February 2010



God of War 3: March 2010



Heavy Rain: 16 February 2010



Battlefield Bad Company 2: 2 March 2010



Final Fantasy XIII: 9 March 2010



Alpha Protocol: Spring 2010



Halo Reach: Fall 2010



Bayonetta: 5 January 2010



Alan Wake: 2010

Super Street Fighter IV Fighting Scenes are so epic

Super Street Fighter 4 has been confirmed to be released on the 23rd of March 2010, twenty one days after the release of Bad Company 2. This is just for your information if you're a great fan of Street Fighter series. Lets not compare this game to Tekken 6 because the publisher isn't that friendly to PC fags like us. This game is so epic compared to all those shooting games like Left 4 Dead 2 and Call of Duty series. Well, after you've played both of these games for like months, believe me, you'll get really bored of them. Except if you can afford the original games and play on their legit multiplayer servers. Thats another thing.





Talking about single player offline games, what about playing an arcade game which doesn't require you to get through all those messed up missions. Street Fighter 4 is a good game. Each round is short and interesting. You don't have to get all mad when you die. And I'm so glad that Super Street Fighter 4 will be released in March next year.





I'll be saving my money to buy Mass Effect 2, SSF4 and Bad Company 2. If they are released on the PC. Not original, but jack sparrow version. I got no money.

M Girls should promote their albums in Miri

I've seen them once at the Imperial Mall when I was only fourteen. I hope they make another concert tour in Miri to promote their new Chinese New Year album. I would buy the original album on the spot and get their free autographs. And I'll take some photographs with them. I'm gonna wait for it.


The internet connection is getting really sick these days. My Firefox could not load the URL sometimes and I have to reset my connection. Shitmix.

M Girls 2010 Chinese New Year Album MP3 Download

M Girls has just released their 2010 Chinese New Year album the other day and the videos are now in Youtube. Well, I don't have the download links for the whole album but you can go to the Youtube profile and listen to their new Chinese New Year songs. If you want to download the videos, use Internet Download Manager or Orbit Downloader. If you want the songs, get a converter and convert the songs. I'll upload the whole album if I have the time.

Street Fighter IV

I managed to unlock all the characters in Street Fighter 4. Personally, I like to use Chun-Li and Seth. Their ultra combos skills are awesome. But I'm not really used to this game as we have to manipulate some of the keys to perform and control the skills. Kristin Kreuk should not play as the role of Chun-Li.





I wish I have a PS3 right now. I always wanted to play Assassin's Creed 2, Soul Calibur 4 and Tekken 6. But now that I can't afford to buy a PS3 and its games, I have to depend on my computer. Pathetic. Nicholas should lend me his PS3.

Kids These Days

I read an article about the most popular search terms among children and I was so surprised to see that kids aged seven and below are googling for the term "porn". Apparently, the survey results show that kids nowadays are perverted. Wait. Let's have a more logical thinking. If the kids are looking at some pornography websites, do you think they would get aroused by those nude photos on the internet? It is slightly impossible as they have not reached their age at puberty.


At the same time, they are dumb, no offence. I mean, why would they search for the term "Google" in Google. And how does Miniclip and Porn related? Miniclip is a website to play flash games and porn directs you to the underworld. Taylor Swift is popular.

Fake Wedding

Well, I just came back home from a wedding and I thought it would be nice if I blog about it straight away. The first thing Imma say is that I'm in love with my second cousin again. My dear friends, if you remember what I posted about her last year, then you are my true friend. She is the most beautiful person in the world. I'm not being retarded for this. She sat beside me just now. I got a boner. I lied.


I have an idea. What about planning a fake wedding dinner for us? And we could rent a room for our cats and dogs. Then, all of them can have one night stand. Nicholas will get all high about it and shows his annoying face.


If this post is sick, then you're a fag. I'm being honest. My blog is messed up. Get a life, people.


Sorry about that, I was just being too excited because my cute second cousin sat with me just now. During the wedding dinner.

Merry Christmas Everyone

I would like to wish all of you a blessed Christmas. Take care of yourself and watch out for those little mosquitoes around you. Always use Ridsect to get rid of them. Spray mosquito repellent all over your body including your private area to avoid yourself from getting bitten by mosquitoes.


Devil May Cry 4 survival mode is the best game mode ever.

Got a boner after playing Devil May Cry 4

My father will be discharged tonight. His bloodcount is still low but the waiting list for dengue patients at the General Hospital is very long. So, he has to be discharged earlier to give chances to other dengue patients. Miri has the most number of dengue cases and Pujut 7 is listed as one of the black areas. Based on the Star, four people from Miri have died of dengue. I went to google it just now.





Moving on, I've finally played Devil May Cry 4. It is so awesome that I wouldn't even let go of it when I'm taking bath. The whole download process took me almost two days and I think it is really worth it. The graphic is so much nicer if compared to other games like Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty 5 and Prototype. The combo attack effects are so good. I don't mind if the game was released last year but it is still one of the best few games I've played.





I thought I wanna continue with my other downloads but I'm just too lazy. I guess I'll stop all my current downloads and prepare myself to sit for SPM examination. So, it means that I won't download anymore games until the release of Mass Effect 2 on the 26th of January 2010. Not forgetting Battlefield Bad Company 2 on the second of March. By the way, I'm waiting for Gears of War 2 to release its Windows version and I hope they get all the fixed done.

Today is the worst day ever

As stated in my previous post, my father was admitted to the General Hospital for getting a dengue fever. Few moments ago, I just reached home after sending my mum and my younger sis to the hospital. My sis has been confirmed to be dengue-positive. Well, I'm going to write very long to kill my free time, right now.


So, today is basically the worst day ever. I had to wake up at 3.00 am in the morning as I couldn't sleep, suffering from insomnia I guess. I grabbed the chance to download the new released Serious Sam HD. Surprisingly, the internet speed wasn't that stable. It took me a few hours to download and setup that game but unfortunately, I was kind of disappointed with the game. Serious Sam HD is a remake of the classic Serious Sam First Encounter. They should add more weapons into that game.


After that, I saw Nicholas sending Tang Yuan to someone special at around 7.00 in the morning. And I think he should just give up on her, don't put too much hope in her dude. Later at around 10.00 am, my mum brought both of my sisters to the clinic for their bloodtests. I stayed at home, alone. I didn't fap. I continued with my Team Fortress 2 download which took me three hours to finish all the downloads. Good thing that Streamyx doesn't throttle the Megaupload speed anymore. Then, I tried to download Dragon Age but I gave up because the whole game is just too big. I'm now downloading Devil May Cry 4 and I hope I can play it tomorrow, a few GB left.


I'm feeling very sleepy right now but I'm forcing myself to stay awake because I have 45 minutes left to download finish the first part of Devil May Cry 4. It has taken me 5 hours, approximately. But it is worth the wait, I think. When I was home alone, I went to check my body temperature as I was being too paranoid about getting a dengue fever. My whole family members have been infected, except for me. It is like Adam Lambert singing gayly, Maybe its time for miracles. I tried around ten thermometers, lol. At least he is better than Jacob fag.


In the afternoon, we went to have our lunch at a nearby foodstall and I forgot to put on some mosquito repellent. I ordered a plate of chicken rice and a can of Soya Bean. I know this is not important but I'm trying to make this post longer as I have absolutely nothing to do right now. 38 minutes left. Alright, so before I went home, I bought some pink jelly and a piece of cake with Kiwi Juice lining for my younger sister. She barely eats since the day she got the fever. So, we have to force her to eat in order to make sure that she has enough energy to do the bloodtests.


I felt so sleepy and exhausted as I woke up at 3.00 am. One thing bad about not having enough sleep, I tend to shit and fart a lot. I don't know why but it is happening to me whenever I wake up very early in the morning, especially when I'm taking the Semester exams. So, in the afternoon, after coming home from lunch, I tried to sleep but there were like so many distractions. The phone calls just kept on coming. My grandma, my aunts and my relatives kept on calling us to ask us about my dad's conditions and stuffs like that. And I had to answer most of the calls because I'm like the only healthy one.


30 minutes left. So, back to story, everyone in my family is sick except for me. I'm forced to do all the housework. I seldom do this kind of housework and I'm not used to it, but now I am. Imagine if I could grow some muscles for doing all these work. That's just a dream baby. At 3.00 pm, my mum called the doctor and she was told that my sis is dengue-positive. Meaning that she has to be admitted to the hospital as soon as possible.


27 minutes left. I followed them to the hospital as they didn't want my older sis to drive back home alone. She's having a fever right now and she's sleeping. Suppose today we are having a reunion dinner for the Tang Yuan festival but unluckily, most of us could not make it. On top of that, I have a wedding dinner this Friday, my cousin is getting married and I seriously hope that I can go.


24 minutes left. I won't give up. We'll all be going back to school in less than two weeks. I don't mind going back to school to chat with my friends and gossip whole day long. But I just hate it when I have to sit for examinations and stuffs like that. Especially when I have to sit inside the classroom for a few hours and I couldn't get what the teacher teaches. I hope I can do it next year and get better results.


20 minutes left. Imma stop this post now. It is weird.

When we get too advanced, we forget about mosquitoes

My father was admitted to the General Hospital for getting a dengue fever. On the other hand, my mum and my little sister are suffering from fever and body ache. They are still waiting for another blood test to reconfirm if they have been infected by dengue. Early this morning, my older sister complaint that she had a severe fever and her body aches. Four of my neighbours were admitted to the same hospital for getting dengue fever too.


I think we have been too advanced these days. I remember the first time I played Gunz and I played it for years. But now, when I finish a game, I seldom play it and I move on to the other games. And yet, I forget about mosquitoes.


Fuck you, mosquito. I'm scared if I'll get infected one day later. Hope I don't.

Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day

I can't wait for M Girls and Si Qian Jin to release their 2010 Chinese New Year albums. I've gotten a few like 988, My Astro and 7 One. However, most of them are deejays and I prefer to listen to real singers like M Girls.


Well, here is a song from 7 One. It is a combination of Chinese New Year and Valentine's Day song. Nice.

Borderlands, FTW!

The Scythids in Borderlands are keeping me from progressing. I got stuck in the Dahl Headland and I couldn't pass through the gate to defeat Mad Mel, meaning that I won't be able to play in the New Haven. I should grow some balls. Well, at least I could play the Zombie Island of Dr. Ned.





The installation of this downloadable content is really annoying. I have to extract and mount a lot of files. Before this, I got a runtime error and the installation wasn't complete. I didn't know what I did and the runtime shit went off. And I've been able to play this new add-on.





So, I'm giving you a spoiler here. If you have Borderlands installed in your computer, just download this new add-on. It is hot. First, when you start the game, you'll respawn in the previous checkpoint, for example, the Fyrestone or Rust Commons. Go to the nearest outpost station and you can find a new area to explore, the Jakob's Cove. Not that Jacob fag from Twilight. Then, you get an introduction from Marcus (the fat dude) similar to that ink drawing on parchments.





There are new undead zombies, 20 missions, new unique weapons and more. I'm so happy. I can't wait for new Borderlands add-ons or maybe Borderlands 2. And Mass Effect 2.

Nacht der Untoten (Night of the Living Dead)

So, Chung Yu was telling me about how awesome it would be if Infinity Ward combines the gameplay of Left 4 Dead and Call of Duty. Then, I just realised that Call of Duty 5 has a mission so called the Nacth der Untoten which means the night of the undead. Apparently, it is a zombie mode survival mission.


I don't know why but I don't dare to play in that mission. The Nazi zombies are more creepy than those in Left 4 Dead although they are slow. Seriously, I have a list of missions which I could not go through as I don't dare to play those missions. I'm coward. Here they are.


List of missions which I'll never play:
1. Call of Duty 5 - Nacht der Untoten (I hate Nazi Zombies)
2. Arkham Asylum - Morgue Scarecrow Section (Got shocked by the Scarecrow and I don't like to play in mortuary)
3. Left 4 Dead - No Mercy (The whole mission is so dark)
4. Borderlands - Dahl Headland (I hate Scythids)

How to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 online multiplayer

So, this is a tutorial on how to play Modern Warfare 2 in the multiplayer mode. If you have the game installed and you receive a message saying that "you must be signed in to steam in online mode to play", you don't have to worry about it and it can be fixed by using the crack provided below. All credits go to tute123456@tehparadox. Follow the steps below.


1. Download the Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer Crack. If the file has been removed, please inform me as I can upload it for you.

http://rapidshare.com/files/307805554/iw4mp_By_tute123456.rar

http://hotfile.com/dl/17742791/5412408/iw4mp_By_tute123456.rar.html



2. Extract the rar file and please make a back up of your IW4MP.exe. Overwrite the crack.



3. Download the Steam program from here, register as a member and install the program.





4. Go to "My Games" and click on "Add Non-Steam Games"





5. Browse and search for your MW2 Multiplayer crack and click on "Add Selected Programs".





6. Now, to avoid the "Error in Connection to Steam" tab, you have to edit your nickname. Go to File/Setting/Friends. In the nickname space provided, add the aliance (@) right in front and at the back of your name.




7. Start the game from Steam. Enjoy.


Well, that is the tutorial. Start the game directly from the Steam program. Join in match or create a server. I have printscreened some screenshot of the MW2 multiplayer.

Left 4 Dead Classic

One thing good about playing Left 4 Dead is that you can modify the map easily. Unlike Left 4 Dead 2, you have to edit lots of files and serious problems might occur if you edit those files incorrectly. Basically, it is called the Barricade Builder cheats. When you enable this cheat in the game, you can spawn vehicles and add unnecessary objects like the rock cliff, bath tub, police barricade and others. It is fun.





I was so curious last night. I went to chat with a stranger in Omegle and I asked her about girls erection. I even posted a topic about it on some random online community. So, that girl replied me saying that girls never get erections as they don't have penises. Be more open minded please. Then, I just found out that girls have a sexual organ that is only found in female mammals, called the clitoris. Enough of that. Google it if you want to find more about it. Besides, we'll all be learning about this in Form 5.

My grandma just gave me a call

I was doing some quests in Borderlands when the phone rang. My grandmother called me and she was asking me about my dad and stuffs. So this is the conversation.


Grandma: Hello, who is this? (In Teo Chew language)
Wilson: KNNMCB
Grandma: TNB


Fine, that isn't the real conversation. Here it is.


Grandma: Hello, who is this?
Wilson: I'm little brother.
Grandma: Your father got go work or not?
Wilson: Got, why no leh?
Grandma: Because I hear he sick ma.
Wilson: He can still work.
Grandma: Dun wan disturb you liao.
Wilson: Okay
Grandma: You go continue with your study liao.
Wilson: Bye.


Her assumption is very accurate indeed, in a sarcastic voice. Anyway, I've created another character in Borderlands, hah. I choose Berserker but I'm kind of disappointed with his skills. His iron fists and juggernauts are way too common. On top of that, I have found some download links for the Zombie Island of Dr. Ned DLC. I'm happy.

When you get stressed over the slightest thing

I'm going to the dentist tomorrow and since young, I had this dental fear so called odontophobia. I get really nervous and stressed out just because I have to fill one of my teeth. I hate it when I have to wait inside the dental clinic for my turn. I'm nervous. And I seriously hate it when they drill my tooth. Wtf.





Anyway, I downloaded a few games for noobs. Do you wanna know why? Because Streamyx throttles all the popular hosting websites like Rapidshare and Megaupload, so the last thing I could do is to download small sized game like Emberwind and Zombie Driver. Emberwind is 50 mb while Zombie Driver is around 700 mb. These games are for noobs, don't try it if you have other good games like Left 4 Dead 2. But then, I got bored with some of my games. I've finished all the missions and I just feel so lazy to restart all of it again.





The physics of the Zombie Driver game is good. I'm surprised. Apparently, Zombie Driver sounds very noob. If I'm given the chance, I would create another version of it and I would call it the ZDspawn.

My Astro 舞虎扬威大日子 2010 Chinese New Year Album

The songs are catchy, but I'm not really into the music videos. Download My Astro 2010 Chinese New Year album here. But if you like their songs, I suggest you to support them by purchasing their original albums. The tracks available for downloads are for preview purposes only. This album is one of the best 2010 Chinese New Year albums by far.Enjoy.


My Astro 舞虎扬威大日子 2010 Chinese New Year Album

Tracklists:
1)大日子（My Astro 大合唱）
2)发财发财/贺新年
3)恭喜恭喜
4)一路发
5)惜福
6)迎春花/财神到
7)新年喜洋洋!8)我的新年台
9)快乐讯号j
10)除夕合家欢/十大财神到我家
11)大日子-剧场版

Download full album here:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=BLRJ8X3G

My Top Gamelists of Year 09

My Top Gamelists:
1. Borderlands
2. Modern Warfare 2
3. Left 4 Dead 2
4. Batman Arkham Asylum
5. Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare
6. Torchlight
7. Resident Evil 5
8. Burnout Paradise
9. Prototype
10. Call of Duty 5 World at War
11. Need For Speed Shift
12. STALKER Call of Pripyat
13. Assassin's Creed
14. Crysis Warhead
15. Gears of War

In Queue:
1. Rogue Warrior
2. Dragon Age
3. Zombie Island of Dr. Ned
4. Colin McRae Dirt 2
5. Divinity 2

Non-dirty jokes always fail

I was doing some window shopping when some dude called my name from behind. I was shocked at first but he seems familiar. He knows my name and I couldn't remember who he is. It was such an embarrassment but I tried to cover it by telling him that I knew he was my old schoolmate. Anyway, this is not a joke.


So, non-dirty jokes always fail. Most of the jokes in The Bedtime Stories by Adam Sandlers are phail jokes. Same goes to 2012 movie, except for the part where the girl shows her middle finger to the old man, I forget their names.


I seriously can't wait to go back to school and finish my whole last freaking year of schooling. But at the same time, I don't want the school holidays to end. The ministry should limit the number of SPM subjects, instead of putting all the pressure on us. Do you think I need to apply all the knowledges when I get older? Besides, year 2012 will be the end of the world. I wouldn't be so lucky to enter the big ship and I will die. Everyone will die, so why bother studying for all these nonsense shits when you can actually do something more beneficial to the world, for example, trying to find a solution towards maintaning the earth or maybe we could just find a fix to avoid the Microsoft Runtime Error so that I can play Gears of War?

About being a troll

So, the best thing about going online is to post some off-topic messages at some random online community. It is just so fun to insult Twilight, no offense but I seriously hate those "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" in Facebook. If you are a fan of Twilight, I hope you won't get offended.


I just realised there are two kinds of mouse. Optical mouse and Glaser mouse. I'm not talking about those gaming mouse devices. Optical mouse can only be used when there is a pad. On the other hand, you can use a Glaser mouse on any surfaces. I got this info from some dude who works as a shop assistant in the computer shop.


But when I reached home, I found out that my mouse is an optical type one. But it can be used without the need of a pad. I'm confused?

2010 Chinese New Year Album

Some of you might be interested to listen to new Chinese New Year songs. I was so bored yesterday that I went to search for M Girls and Si Qian Qin new album, but too bad, they have not released their albums yet. Stumbled upon a website and the moderators have two new tracklists of 988 and My Astro new Chinese New Year songs. I listened to some of the songs and I just like a few.